sunday evening

my work's christmas party was last night. it was ok. it was run by the social club, which we pay to be a member of every fortnight. then we had to pay $10 to go to the party, which only gave us five drink tickets for the whole night. what a fucking rort. so being the enterprising young team we are, two of our boys went to kinkos and made photocopies of the drink tickets. fuck yeah, for an extra $2.10 our team drank in style. 


the best part of the night was the psychic they had hired. i'm not sure whether what she said was accurate or if she was just telling me what i wanted to hear. here's what she mentioned:


-with me only telling her my name she said "you've been thinking about relationships lately. it's so strong. you'll meet someone very soon, and it will be a major thing."


- there's someone in my life who's very condescending. who thinks they mean well but in reality it's completely opposite. i put up with it because i feel like i should, but really i want to slap this person. she said i should go ahead and slap this person and give them what they deserve. this describes my grandmother perfectly.

-she said early next year i'm going to realise how secure i feel.-i am going to go on a health kick and it will be quite successful. this one i'm wary about, it's the perfect thing to say to a chubby person.

-she asked who the gemini is. i said me and she goes no not you. someone with the initial s. which is one of my friends from iinet. she said he feels like he lacks direction at the moment, but it will be better soon. i sent him an sms saying this, and apparently that's exactly how he's feeling at the moment.

-apparently there's something from my past that keeps going around in circles. this will flare up one more time, and then it will solve itself forever.

-my mum's been a bit ill lately, apparently she'll be under the weather for a few more months, but she'll come through alright.

-she then said "you're planning a trip together? to america?" which is correct. she said we'll have a lovely time.

-finally i asked her if i'll end up in the job i want. she said "yes you'll open a shop. you'll have to duck and weave, but you'll do it" nice one. 

now to facebook. when i was little, from birth to about age 8, i was best friends with the boy who lived across the road. we were inseparable. but then we moved and i've only seen him twice between now and then. i was having an afternoon nap today and dreamt about him. i looked him up on facebook, is it weird that i add him?