a tale of two co-workers

i'm sorry woundedkite.com, i feel bad for neglecting you lately. i want to write something, but have no idea what. so here's some random shenanigans happening at work at the mo:

full time staff get their own desks. part time staff do not, so they just have to sit wherever no-one is sitting on that particular day. co-worker A only works on weekends. co-worker B works full time, but always seems to have the weekends off.

co-worker A likes to sit at co-worker B's desk.

co-worker B hates that co-worker A sits at his desk because he leaves dandruff all over the desk.

co-worker C [me!] also hates that co-worker a sits there because he coughs and sniffs and sighs for the whole shift. it drives co-worker C crazy.

co-worker B complained to team leader A about it. team leader A said that he would make sure co-worker a sat somewhere else today.

co-worker A has just turned up. hilarity has ensued as team leader a tries to convince co-worker A to sit somewhere else without using the phrase "he doesn't like that you leave your dead skin everywhere."

so far the story he has come up with has not convinced co-worker A to move. and if he does move, it will be right next to co-worker C. :0(