free ODB.. oh wait

you may have heard the rumour doing the rounds last week that everyone's favourite stupid spoilt whore, paris hilton had been release from jail because of a scorching case of anal herpes.

of course a couple of days later she was sent back to jail with some zorvirax to finish her sentence.

obviously celebrities are better people than you and me, and therefore shouldn't have to put up with pesky things like being in jail, even if they do repeatedly put the lives of hundreds of people at risk by driving drunk.

therefore i have decided to do something to publicly show my support for paris. but what? i could make a t-shirt, but that's already been done. i could get drunk and be a massive skank, but i'm too busy playing mario kart.

i finally decided there was only one real way i could show people that i am pro-paris. and that is...