this happened a few days ago. i had blocked it out until now

so, i'm in the change room at a suburban myer. then things start to go wrong.

"what was that noise? was that someone panting? jebus christ, bitch must be fat to be that hot and bothered by changing clothes."

"no wait. that's a different kind of moan. but there's only one person moaning."

"oh god. masturbation. masturbation is happening in the change room across from me!"