chuck norris invented the question mark

the coolest part of my job is making promotional posters for our office. they give me artistic license to do whatever i think would speak to the kids. therefore most posters feature references to chuck norris and the seminal 1990 album please hammer don’t hurt em.

last week i made a poster to advertise management's latest kick. actually turning up to work. if we average a over a certain attendance figure for this week, we’ll get a prize.

so of course after making such a big deal about attendance, i get a cold. i think it’s the god of sickies punishing me. i vote that the gift voucher we’ll win be spent on all the butter menthols i’ll need to get me through the next few days.

on the plus side while i was at coles today buying tissues, i stumbled upon raspberry flavoured twirls. goodness, what a taste sensation.